Ode To...

There has been a request that I post the most dubious love poem I have ever created so that the whole world may read it. And so, with out further ado~

Smooth white skin

Always cool to the touch

Sweat beads off your back
Like the dew of a morning flower

You require so little, yet

The support you give me
Is incomparable

My animals adore you

Which means I must trust you

Through sickness and health

Like a marriage vow

My gratitude knows no bounds

My love, my Toilet.